The Altar of Stone Dumpster Fire - Season 1

[Lizzieborden]

We cannot take pics, make phone calls or use the internet during our gigs.
What I CAN do, however, in order to give ya a feel for the sort of clientele we deal with (me, Nat and the gang), is to post unrelated pics that capture -- however tentatively-- the atmosphere and the demeanor of the clientele
Here is one (taken from the internet , I have no idea who it is or where it was taken). It captures the mood of a gig I did in a French Chateau a few years ago with Tash . The woman in this pic captures the essence of this one aristocrat client I had (A lesbie thing), She looks like Catherine Deneuve from the Hunger.
She even had the same accent, since she was French!
What I find so intriguing about our clients is that they tend to be extremely good-looking, no matter how old. This Lady (and , yes, i am an expert on this ) is likely in her 40s. You can tell from her neck and slightly sagging lines. But she is astounding, yes?

[Lizzieborden]

Posting this vid in the spirit of the previous post.
Tango is a very big thing at these gigs esp in Europe.
It is a prerequisite for all of us in addition to all the other stuff. Natasha was by far the best. Much better than me.

What "they" demand is not just sensuality but also sophistication and seduction (and at least 3 languages).

This vid captures the way Tashie would tango with a complete stranger, but instinctively adapt to his lead.
this is why a good tango is so hard to pull off: instinct is not something mastered..it has to be spontaneous.
I think the reason why the well-to-do Tango the most is cuz they are supremely confident to the core and thus trust their own instincts.

Dixerunt Lizzie and Nat

[Umnir]

Tried doom eternal. Horrible. Back to project brutality.

[Lizzieborden]

Tried doom eternal. Horrible. Back to project brutality.

Perhaps some classic doom would help. There is a new mod out with voxels (doom only not yet for doom 2)
https://www.moddb.com/mods/doom-voxel-p ... voxel-doom
I am not that into doom myself. Too twitchy (carpal syndrome risk!), and not enough atmosphere.
Doom 64 port to PC was great though.

[Soben]

Speaking of Doom 64, it's free on Epic Games at the moment: https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/doom-64

[Lizzieborden]

Speaking of Doom 64, it's free on Epic Games at the moment: https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/doom-64

I hope everyone sees this! 'm gonna start a new threas topic jsut to make sure

[Lizzieborden]

Blood and Crushing heads--- life doesn't get any better than that

[Dead Reckoner]

Blood and Crushing heads--- life doesn't get any better than that

BYOH (Bring Your Own Heads)



I hope tesla cannons aren't covered under this sweeping ban.

[Lizzieborden]

Short vid of my playmate of the month interview parody.
SSFW (sorta safe for work)
My brain is not working right now (14 hr flight from Brazil), so no wit and charm from me for the nonce.
Not a very good actess but I can act the airh-ead bimbo quite convincingly

Toodles!


https://onedrive.live.com/?authkey=%21A ... 02&o=OneUp

[Dead Reckoner]

Great interview! Made me lol, especially the part about ending world hunger. A true modern day Jeanne D'Arc.

[Lizzieborden]

I aim to please ...

[Lizzieborden]

Kids in the Hall 1990s Canadian show).
This one sure foretold the wokster cult of today...25 years beforehand !

[Lizzieborden]

My "season" ends today, officially. Gotta consider options.
Meanwhile..shopping time and...new shoes!

[Daedalus]

Merry Christmas to my quiet, sleepy graveyard of a forum.

[Lizzieborden]

Joyeux Noel!
A bit late...but i only got back from radio silence about 2 hours ago